Windows TP (Re: Win2000 has 63,000 'defects')

["Vladimir Olensky" <vladimir_olensky@yahoo.com>]

Gautier wrote in message <38A989B7.2D4D6B56@maths.unine.ch>...
>Urging developers to clean up their code, a Microsoft exec
>says: 'How many of you would spend $500 on a piece of
>software with over 63,000 potential known defects?' It
>ships Thursday.


And how about that :

MICROSOFT ANNOUNCES BETA RELEASE OF WINDOWS TP

REDMOND, WA  BUSINESS WIRE - Microsoft Corp. announced
yesterday  that a beta release of Windows TP, the telepathic operating
system, was released to 1,500 test sites worldwide.

Developed using the soon-to-be released Microsoft C for Neurons,
Windows TP bypasses awkward user interfaces by interacting directly
with the user's brain. Using the Microsoft MindMouse, users can visualize
images in their mind, and the application associated with that image (or
"thought icon") is executed. Users can visualize pictures to create
 Windows Bitmap images, or think text directly into Windows applications.
 Windows TP is fully compatible with all previous versions of Windows.

Data stored under Windows TP can be copied into the user's short- term
memory (the Windows TP Clipboard), or transferred directly into the user's
long-term memory using Windows' new 32-bit Direct Neuron Access
technology. Users can then plug into other Windows TP systems to transfer
the data.

Microsoft also announced the first application developed exclusively for
Windows TP. CyberMail is a mental mail system designed to transfer
messages by thought. Users visualize the person or company logo they
want to send a message to, followed by the message to send. Microsoft
has had a beta version of the application in use for several months.

CONTACT: Microsoft Corporation Liz Wagthor, A short, dumpy lady, with
shiny red hair, and a really gross mole growing on the right side of her
lip.
A blue tattoo on her right arm says, "Billy G's the Man for Me.")

Regards,
Vladimir Olensky
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P.S. Please do not take this too seriously :-)
This is an old joke but who knows may be in some
near future this may come true.