[OT:fun] Re: Supporting full Unicode

[OT:fun] Re: Supporting full Unicode

[Marius Amado Alves]

[when the extraterrestrials come...]

Unicode will be renamed Earthcode, and become a part of Galacticode, a
42-bit code space managed from Vulcan, which will eventually be renamed to
Lacteacode and become a part of Clustercode. By then language is not
evolving anymore so there is a code for each word. Clustercode will finally
become a part of Unicode--this time named right. By then everything has been
said so there is a code for each sentence. At some point in this timeline
the ISO (Intergalactical Standards Organization) went out of business
because 1,000,000,000,000-page printed volumes became unpractical to ship.

Re: [OT:fun] Re: Supporting full Unicode

[Ludovic Brenta]

Yes, I long for the Babel fish.

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Re: [OT:fun] Re: Supporting full Unicode

[Marius Amado Alves]

> Yes, I long for the Babel fish.

Which is of course an embedded application written in Ada 100000 integrating
the Clustercode database as a Mneson graph of 300Z links stored in a quantum
chip.
>

Re: [OT:fun] Re: Supporting full Unicode

[Marius Amado Alves]

> As Isaac Asimov said, any sufficiently advanced technology is
> indistiguishable from magic.

I think it was Artur C. Clarke, but my favorite is:

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

Re: [OT:fun] Re: Supporting full Unicode

[Robert I. Eachus]

Marius Amado Alves wrote:

> Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

Um, a few years ago, QM results started showing up that made me think 
that magic was pretty old hat.  Let's see: quantum teleportation, 
Bose-Einstein condensates, viewing without observing, the Nimtz work on 
superluminal communication, global causality violation, evaporating 
black holes, and of course, the EPR Paradox.

The funniest I thought was a paper from the Nimtz group showing that 
their work could NOT, in most circumstances, be used to build a time 
machine. (No, that dosen't imply that you can use it to make a time 
machine other circumstances.  It merely says that if you add a time 
machine to a superluminal communication device, both will still work. If 
you don't have a time machine to start with, you can't add Nimtz style 
superluminal commication and get one.)

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                                           Robert I. Eachus

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unconstrained by rules of warfare, and respects no law of morality. Such 
an enemy cannot be deterred, contained, appeased or negotiated with. It 
can only be destroyed--and that, ladies and gentlemen, is the business 
at hand."  -- Dick Cheney

Re: [OT:fun] Re: Supporting full Unicode

[Alexander Kopilovitch]

"Robert I. Eachus" wrote:

> Um, a few years ago, QM results started showing up that made me think 
> that magic was pretty old hat.  Let's see: quantum teleportation, 
> Bose-Einstein condensates, viewing without observing, the Nimtz work on 
> superluminal communication, global causality violation, evaporating 
> black holes, and of course, the EPR Paradox.
> 
> The funniest I thought was a paper from the Nimtz group showing that 
> their work could NOT, in most circumstances, be used to build a time 
> machine. (No, that dosen't imply that you can use it to make a time 
> machine other circumstances.  It merely says that if you add a time 
> machine to a superluminal communication device, both will still work. If 
> you don't have a time machine to start with, you can't add Nimtz style 
> superluminal commication and get one.)

But they still did not discover quantum viruses. I think that this is
a neglect from their side. Or they already did and I'm just not aware of that?



Alexander Kopilovich                      aek@vib.usr.pu.ru
Saint-Petersburg
Russia