From: "Marin David Condic, 561.796.8997, M/S 731-96" <condicma@PWFL.COM>
Subject: Re: I NEED HELP WITH TRUE BASIC.... Willing to pay $$$$ for some help!
Date: 1998/05/04
Date: 1998-05-04T00:00:00+00:00 [thread overview]
Message-ID: <98050412084068@psavax.pwfl.com> (raw)
Dorran Epstein <dorran@EMAIL.EDEN.RUTGERS.EDU> writes:
>
>hello; I am a college student currently taking Computers for
>Business....
>
<pointless pleading for subcontracted homework writing deleted>
Here's how you solve your problem:
1) Take all of your college text books and put them back in the
box in which they came. (I hope you saved the sales receipt.)
2) Bring them back to the campus bookstore and ask them to refund
your money.
3) If they ask why, explain to them that you have absolutely no
interest whatsoever in getting an education.
I'm sorely tempted to do a little digging at Rutgers to find the
e-mail addresses of all the computer profs and send them a copy of
all future posts of this nature.
What I *will* do for sure is put this name in my Rolodex just on
the off chance that a resume comes in from Dorran and I'll know to
give it all the consideration it deserves.
MDC
Marin David Condic, Senior Computer Engineer Voice: 561.796.8997
Pratt & Whitney GESP, M/S 731-95, P.O.B. 109600 Fax: 561.796.4669
West Palm Beach, FL, 33410-9600 Internet: CONDICMA@PWFL.COM
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"Because that's where they keep the money."
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1998-05-04 0:00 Marin David Condic, 561.796.8997, M/S 731-96 [this message]
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1998-04-28 0:00 I NEED HELP WITH TRUE BASIC.... Willing to pay $$$$ for some help! Dorran Epstein
1998-04-29 0:00 ` Frank Marcos
1998-04-29 0:00 ` Scott Vieth
1998-04-30 0:00 ` Brian Schenkenberger, VAXman-
1998-04-30 0:00 ` ROGER BAGULA
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1998-05-02 0:00 ` Brian Schenkenberger, VAXman-
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