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* :-)  A Brand-New Language!  :-)
@ 2000-03-31  0:00 John Herro
  2000-04-01  0:00 ` Marin D. Condic
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  0 siblings, 3 replies; 31+ messages in thread
From: John Herro @ 2000-03-31  0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)


2000-April-01
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Let's face it: the popularity of Ada is declining.  To solve this problem,
Software Innovations Technology has invented a brand new language!  It's
enough like Ada to have most of Ada's advantages, but different enough that
people won't recognize it as Ada.  We plan to call our brand new language
"Just Another Version of Ada."  (Unfortunately, the similarites and
differences between the two languages will be very confusing for any poor
soul who tries to learn both languages!)

Applets written in Just Another Version of Ada will enable web surfers to do
many wonderful things.  For example, here's some very exciting news!  Thanks
to Just Another Version of Ada, you'll be able to search through the entire
world, looking for web sites that offer "Beans."  After you've collected
about a million Beans, you'll be able to exchange them for great prizes,
such as our own Fabulous Ada Requirements Tester!

Just Another Version of Ada should revolutionize the Internet!  Since our
brand new language is so earth shaking, be sure to forward this posting to
everybody you know.  Heck, for that matter, forward this posting to
everybody you DON'T know! :)

- John Herro
Software Innovations Technology






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2000-03-31  0:00 :-) A Brand-New Language! :-) John Herro
2000-04-01  0:00 ` Marin D. Condic
2000-04-01  0:00   ` Marin D. Condic
2000-04-01  0:00     ` Bryce Bardin
2000-04-02  0:00       ` Marin D. Condic
2000-04-01  0:00     ` Keith Thompson
2000-04-02  0:00       ` Dale Stanbrough
2000-04-02  0:00         ` G
2000-04-02  0:00           ` Brian Rogoff
2000-04-03  0:00             ` Robert Dewar
2000-04-02  0:00           ` David Starner
2000-04-03  0:00           ` Charles Hixson
2000-04-02  0:00       ` Marin D. Condic
2000-04-02  0:00         ` Robert Dewar
2000-04-03  0:00           ` Magnus Larsson
2000-04-03  0:00             ` John Herro
2000-04-03  0:00               ` Robert Dewar
2000-04-03  0:00                 ` Karel Thoenissen
2000-04-06  0:00                   ` Robert Dewar
2000-04-06  0:00                     ` Karel Thoenissen
2000-04-07  0:00                       ` pascal.martin
2000-04-07  0:00                         ` Robert Dewar
2000-04-24  0:00                   ` Wes Groleau
2000-04-24  0:00                     ` Pascal Obry
2000-04-03  0:00             ` Robert Dewar
2000-04-01  0:00 ` G
2000-04-02  0:00 ` Richard D Riehle
2000-04-02  0:00   ` David Botton
2000-04-03  0:00     ` Marc A. Criley
2000-04-03  0:00       ` Georg Bauhaus
2000-04-04  0:00         ` Vinzent Hoefler

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