From: bph@primenet.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: "It's not a Diet... It's a Lifestyle Change!"
Date: 1999/01/22
Date: 1999-01-22T00:00:00+00:00 [thread overview]
Message-ID: <78auj9$bor$1@nnrp03.primenet.com> (raw)
In-Reply-To: kludgeF5xw79.667@netcom.com
Scott Dorsey<kludge@netcom.com> wrote:
>This is the real benefit of the Nancy Kerrigan
>Laxative Pounding Diet. By keeping the food in your body for a shorter
>amount of time, you don't have as much of an opportunity to gain weight
>from it, and because it doesn't stay in your body long, you can eat more.
>You can east as much as you like.
And the constant doubling over with peristalsis counts as
aerobic exercise!
--Blair
"Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
<*BLAM*>
Feel better now, smartass?"
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1999-01-22 0:00 ` "It's not a Diet... It's a Lifestyle Change!" Scott Dorsey
1999-01-22 0:00 ` Bloody Viking
1999-01-22 0:00 ` Xenome Menos
1999-01-22 0:00 ` Blair P. Houghton [this message]
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