Re: Evolution or Creation? You Decide :)

Re: Evolution or Creation? You Decide :)

[Matt Silberstein]

In talk.origins kludge@netcom.com (Scott Dorsey) wrote:

>In article <332EC545.79FC@biology.bu.edu> colby@biology.bu.edu writes:
>>
>>Two words: prostate gland. A close examination of the human body reveals
>>a complex system brought about by the modification of ancestral traits.
>>The 'jury-rigged' design FAQ at www.talkorigins.org discusses many of
>>these.
>
>I just want to say that the prostate gland is truly one of the best 
>arguments I can make in favor of there being a God in this world and 
>for us being his creations.  Why else would He have given us something
>that just feels so wonderful and has so little physical purpose?  Truly,
>the prostate gland is my favorite body part, and is a shining argument
>for the beauty and elegance of God's creation.  I strongly urge all to
>exercise this gland as often as possible and enjoy the many blessings
>of His creation.

You, sir, are still young.




Matt Silberstein
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The scariest line I can think of is:

Hi, my name is Number 6, what's yours?

Re: Evolution or Creation? You Decide :)

[Dick Craven]

In article <33366398.25247413@nntp.ix.netcom.com>, matts2@ix.netcom.com (Matt Silberstein) wrote:
>In talk.origins kludge@netcom.com (Scott Dorsey) wrote:
>

>>I just want to say that the prostate gland is truly one of the best 
>>arguments I can make in favor of there being a God in this world and 
>>for us being his creations.  
>> I strongly urge all to
>>exercise this gland as often as possible and enjoy the many blessings
>>of His creation.
>
>You, sir, are still young.

Wait until you get older and the doctor checks your prostrate gland.
Then you won't think it is quite so wonderful.

Re: Evolution or Creation? You Decide :)

[kontos]

>
>>>I just want to say that the prostate gland is truly one of the best 
>>>arguments I can make in favor of there being a God in this world and 
>>>for us being his creations.  
>>> I strongly urge all to
>>>exercise this gland as often as possible and enjoy the many blessings
>>>of His creation.
>>
>>You, sir, are still young.
>
>Wait until you get older and the doctor checks your prostrate gland.
>Then you won't think it is quite so wonderful.
>
>
The key to all problems is proper lubrication...

Re: Evolution or Creation? You Decide :)

[Herb Huston]

Followups restricted.  Resume crossposting at your own risk.

In article <5gorif$lth$2@texas.nwlink.com>,
Dick Craven <dickc@nwlink.com> wrote:
}In article <33366398.25247413@nntp.ix.netcom.com>, matts2@ix.netcom.com (Matt Silberstein) wrote:
}>In talk.origins kludge@netcom.com (Scott Dorsey) wrote:
}>>I just want to say that the prostate gland is truly one of the best 
                               ^^^^^^^^
}>>arguments I can make in favor of there being a God in this world and 
}>>for us being his creations.  
}>> I strongly urge all to
}>>exercise this gland as often as possible and enjoy the many blessings
}>>of His creation.
}>
}>You, sir, are still young.
}
}Wait until you get older and the doctor checks your prostrate gland.
                                                     ^^^^^^^^^

I think you might be confusing the prostate gland with another gland that
makes you want to lie down more often for naps as you get older.

}Then you won't think it is quite so wonderful.

There are four disorders of the prostate.  From least serious to most
serious they're congestion, infection, enlargement, and cancer.  The first
two can afflict younger men.

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