From: jeffmo@dipstick.cfw.com (JeffMo)
Subject: Re: Money wanted
Date: 1996/12/27
Date: 1996-12-27T00:00:00+00:00 [thread overview]
Message-ID: <5a1doc$hhs@cutter.cfw.com> (raw)
In-Reply-To: 32C3F4E6.3938@uqac.uquebec.ca
Claude Bergeron <c4berger@uqac.uquebec.ca> wrote:
>Dan wrote:
>>
>> Hi;
>> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
>> Dan
>Procedure GetALotOfMony;
>begin
> repeat
> AskSantaClaus;
> CheckForReply;
> until YouGetEnoughMoney;
>end;
>CB.
void main ()
{
if (GetMoneyFrom(mom))
SpendItOn("syphilis treatment");
else if (GetMoneyFrom(dad))
SpendItOn("heroin detox");
else if (GetMoneyFrom(brother))
SpendItOn("brain replacement surgery");
else if (GetMoneyFrom(sister))
SpendItOn("schizophrenia therapy");
else if (GetMoneyFrom(santa))
{
SpendItOn("Vivarin");
printf("Wake up. You're dreaming.");
}
else
printf("Good luck getting any cash from us, loser!");
}
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1996-12-24 0:00 Welcome to FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE! CoG
1996-12-25 0:00 ` Michael Nelson
[not found] ` <32c1bb07.1770350@news.2sprint.net>
1996-12-25 0:00 ` Money wanted Dan
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Jay Bratcher
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Deric Cheng
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Don Cannell
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Dennis Janssen
1996-12-28 0:00 ` ld50macca
1996-12-28 0:00 ` Don Read
1996-12-29 0:00 ` Deric Cheng
1996-12-31 0:00 ` Peter Green
1997-01-01 0:00 ` x
1997-01-01 0:00 ` x
1996-12-29 0:00 ` ld50macca
1996-12-29 0:00 ` Dileep Krishna
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Brandir
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Jim Smith
1996-12-28 0:00 ` simple
1996-12-30 0:00 ` Mike Rovak
1996-12-31 0:00 ` marduk
1997-01-04 0:00 ` Tim Lorge
1997-01-04 0:00 ` Peter van der Linden
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Jason Wallace
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Claude Bergeron
1996-12-27 0:00 ` JeffMo [this message]
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Randy Kramer
1996-12-28 0:00 ` Peter Clark
1996-12-27 0:00 ` JBLi
1996-12-28 0:00 ` Remco Onderwater
1996-12-29 0:00 ` Hassnain Waheed
1997-01-15 0:00 ` George Wood
1996-12-29 0:00 ` chiiywiiiy
1996-12-29 0:00 ` Jim
1996-12-30 0:00 ` Colin Johnson
1996-12-30 0:00 ` timolmst
1996-12-31 0:00 ` Oleg Belopolsky
1997-01-03 0:00 ` marcus
1997-01-02 0:00 ` Kyle R. Hofmann
1997-01-07 0:00 ` Josh Blackwell
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Welcome to FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE! GAC
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Chris
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Ed Price
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Ben Sauvin
1997-01-03 0:00 ` Linas Vepstas
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Marc O. Weinmann
1996-12-29 0:00 ` chiiywiiiy
1997-01-06 0:00 ` Top Secret
1997-01-06 0:00 ` Robert McCready
1996-12-29 0:00 ` Money wanted dennis.glatting
1996-12-29 0:00 ` Peter Cooper
1996-12-31 0:00 ` Jim Neil
1996-12-30 0:00 ` David Hanley
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1996-12-31 0:00 Tom Wheeley
1996-12-31 0:00 ` Andi Jahja
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