* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-25 0:00 ` Money wanted Dan
@ 1996-12-26 0:00 ` Jay Bratcher
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Jason Wallace
` (10 subsequent siblings)
11 siblings, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: Jay Bratcher @ 1996-12-26 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
To: Dan
Dan wrote:
> Hi;
> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
> Dan
There is another guy offering financial freedom in his massive cross
postings - maybe you two should get together.
Jay
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-25 0:00 ` Money wanted Dan
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Jay Bratcher
@ 1996-12-26 0:00 ` Jason Wallace
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Jim Smith
` (9 subsequent siblings)
11 siblings, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: Jason Wallace @ 1996-12-26 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
To: Dan
Dan wrote:
>
> Hi;
> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
> Dan
Sell your body to a hospital as a medical mystery. The first living
person without a brain...
--
Jason
Elf@DarkElf.reno.nv.us
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-25 0:00 ` Money wanted Dan
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Jay Bratcher
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Jason Wallace
@ 1996-12-26 0:00 ` Jim Smith
1996-12-28 0:00 ` simple
1996-12-30 0:00 ` Mike Rovak
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Brandir
` (8 subsequent siblings)
11 siblings, 2 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: Jim Smith @ 1996-12-26 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
Get a job!
Dan <dan_n@pacbell.net> wrote:
>Hi;
>I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
>Dan
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Jim Smith
@ 1996-12-28 0:00 ` simple
1996-12-30 0:00 ` Mike Rovak
1 sibling, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: simple @ 1996-12-28 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
Are you blind or what? He needs ALOT of money BADLY.
Jim Smith wrote:
>
> Get a job!
>
> Dan <dan_n@pacbell.net> wrote:
>
> >Hi;
> >I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
> >Dan
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Jim Smith
1996-12-28 0:00 ` simple
@ 1996-12-30 0:00 ` Mike Rovak
1996-12-31 0:00 ` marduk
1 sibling, 1 reply; 54+ messages in thread
From: Mike Rovak @ 1996-12-30 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
Jim Smith wrote:
>
> Get a job!
>
> Dan <dan_n@pacbell.net> wrote:
>
> >Hi;
> >I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
> >Dan
Send me an email and I'll tell you how you can become financially
independent in a relatively short time; simple, legal, fun. I and all my
friends are making extra money with it.
-- Mike
==========================================
Disclaimer: My opinions do not necessarily
reflect those of my employer.
Ask me about TCN! mrovak@lgc.com
==========================================
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-30 0:00 ` Mike Rovak
@ 1996-12-31 0:00 ` marduk
1997-01-04 0:00 ` Tim Lorge
0 siblings, 1 reply; 54+ messages in thread
From: marduk @ 1996-12-31 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
On Mon, 30 Dec 1996 09:14:48 -0600, Mike Rovak <mrovak@tulsa.lgc.com> wrote:
>Jim Smith wrote:
>>
>> Get a job!
>>
>> Dan <dan_n@pacbell.net> wrote:
>>
>> >Hi;
>> >I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
>> >Dan
>
>Send me an email and I'll tell you how you can become financially
>independent in a relatively short time; simple, legal, fun. I and all my
>friends are making extra money with it.
>
... and if you believe that i've got 1000 acres of green pastures and crystal
clean waters in New Jersey to sell ya.
-=-marduk-=-
--
--
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-25 0:00 ` Money wanted Dan
` (2 preceding siblings ...)
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Jim Smith
@ 1996-12-26 0:00 ` Brandir
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Deric Cheng
` (7 subsequent siblings)
11 siblings, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: Brandir @ 1996-12-26 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
Dan <dan_n@pacbell.net> wrote:
>Hi;
>I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
>Dan
Sell your body to a medical school.
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-25 0:00 ` Money wanted Dan
` (3 preceding siblings ...)
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Brandir
@ 1996-12-26 0:00 ` Deric Cheng
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Don Cannell
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Dennis Janssen
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Claude Bergeron
` (6 subsequent siblings)
11 siblings, 2 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: Deric Cheng @ 1996-12-26 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
Dan <dan_n@pacbell.net> wrote:
>Hi;
>I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
>Dan
Step 1 Find empty coffee cup
Step 2 Find busy Street
Step 3 Sit in middle of Street
Step 4 goto Step 3 until sun goes down.
Stpe 5 goto step 1 in the next day.
For more impact wear something you have from Junior High School
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Deric Cheng
@ 1996-12-26 0:00 ` Don Cannell
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Dennis Janssen
1 sibling, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: Don Cannell @ 1996-12-26 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
Deric Cheng wrote:
>
> Dan <dan_n@pacbell.net> wrote:
>
> >Hi;
> >I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
> >Dan
> Step 1 Find empty coffee cup
> Step 2 Find busy Street
> Step 3 Sit in middle of Street
> Step 4 goto Step 3 until sun goes down.
> Stpe 5 goto step 1 in the next day.
>
> For more impact wear something you have from Junior High School
Sell your computer & stop paying for Internet access
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Deric Cheng
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Don Cannell
@ 1996-12-27 0:00 ` Dennis Janssen
1996-12-28 0:00 ` ld50macca
` (4 more replies)
1 sibling, 5 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: Dennis Janssen @ 1996-12-27 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
Hi Deric,
**>> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
DC> Step 1 Find empty coffee cup
DC> Step 2 Find busy Street
DC> Step 3 Sit in middle of Street
DC> Step 4 goto Step 3 until sun goes down.
DC> Stpe 5 goto step 1 in the next day.
Tsk, tsk, bad advice. Goto's are evil!
Program Make_Money;
Uses
Nothing;
begin
Repeat
Find(EmptyCoffeeCup);
Find(BusyStreet);
Repeat
Sit(MiddleOfStreet)
Until Sun(Down)
Until Hell(FrozenOver)
end.
See mom, I DO have the Christmas spirit!
Dennis!
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Dennis Janssen
@ 1996-12-28 0:00 ` ld50macca
1996-12-28 0:00 ` Don Read
` (3 subsequent siblings)
4 siblings, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: ld50macca @ 1996-12-28 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
For greater efficiency, try:
print nogen
earner start 0
begin balr 12,0
using here,12,11,10,9
here lm 9,11,baseaddr
b moremony
baseaddr dc a(here+12288,here+8192,here+4096)
moremony equ *
l 4,0 * set infinite loop
forever equ *
l 3,24 * set hours in day loop
get coffecup,hand
put self,street
daily equ *
pause 3600 * wait one hour
balr 3,daily * decrement hours in day loop
balr 4,forever * decrement days loop
b nicetry
Yes, I know it won't work but it is the first assembler 370 I've written
in 14 years plus.
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Dennis Janssen
1996-12-28 0:00 ` ld50macca
@ 1996-12-28 0:00 ` Don Read
1996-12-29 0:00 ` Deric Cheng
` (2 subsequent siblings)
4 siblings, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: Don Read @ 1996-12-28 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
In the beginning, or at least on 27 Dec 96 13:15:28 , Dennis Janssen
<dennis@qltel.exonet.nl> proclaimed ...
>
>Hi Deric,
>
>**>> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
>
>DC> Step 1 Find empty coffee cup
>DC> Step 2 Find busy Street
>DC> Step 3 Sit in middle of Street
>DC> Step 4 goto Step 3 until sun goes down.
>DC> Stpe 5 goto step 1 in the next day.
>
>Tsk, tsk, bad advice. Goto's are evil!
>
>Program Make_Money;
>
>Uses
> Nothing;
>
>begin
> Repeat
> Find(EmptyCoffeeCup);
> Find(BusyStreet);
> Repeat
> Sit(MiddleOfStreet)
> Until Sun(Down)
> Until Hell(FrozenOver)
>end.
>
in comp.lang.c :
while (! EnufMoney()) {
while ( ! Employed())
LookForWork();
Work();
}
--
Don Read sysop@calcasieu.com
EDP Manager dread@texas.net
Calcasieu Lumber Co. Austin TX
---- "Ya jus' mash that butt'n, righ' jere" ---
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* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Dennis Janssen
1996-12-28 0:00 ` ld50macca
1996-12-28 0:00 ` Don Read
@ 1996-12-29 0:00 ` Deric Cheng
1996-12-31 0:00 ` Peter Green
1996-12-29 0:00 ` Dileep Krishna
1996-12-29 0:00 ` ld50macca
4 siblings, 1 reply; 54+ messages in thread
From: Deric Cheng @ 1996-12-29 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
dennis@qltel.exonet.nl (Dennis Janssen) wrote:
>Hi Deric,
>**>> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
>DC> Step 1 Find empty coffee cup
>DC> Step 2 Find busy Street
>DC> Step 3 Sit in middle of Street
>DC> Step 4 goto Step 3 until sun goes down.
>DC> Stpe 5 goto step 1 in the next day.
>Tsk, tsk, bad advice. Goto's are evil!
>Program Make_Money;
>Uses
> Nothing;
>begin
> Repeat
> Find(EmptyCoffeeCup);
> Find(BusyStreet);
> Repeat
> Sit(MiddleOfStreet)
> Until Sun(Down)
> Until Hell(FrozenOver)
>end.
>See mom, I DO have the Christmas spirit!
> Dennis!
Hey that's cool can you do it in Cobol?
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-29 0:00 ` Deric Cheng
@ 1996-12-31 0:00 ` Peter Green
1997-01-01 0:00 ` x
0 siblings, 1 reply; 54+ messages in thread
From: Peter Green @ 1996-12-31 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
On Sun, 29 Dec 1996 05:51:17 GMT, congee@mindspring.com (Deric Cheng)
wrote:
>dennis@qltel.exonet.nl (Dennis Janssen) wrote:
>
>>Hi Deric,
>
>>**>> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
>
>>DC> Step 1 Find empty coffee cup
>>DC> Step 2 Find busy Street
>>DC> Step 3 Sit in middle of Street
>>DC> Step 4 goto Step 3 until sun goes down.
>>DC> Stpe 5 goto step 1 in the next day.
>
>>Tsk, tsk, bad advice. Goto's are evil!
>
>>Program Make_Money;
>
>>Uses
>> Nothing;
>
>>begin
>> Repeat
>> Find(EmptyCoffeeCup);
>> Find(BusyStreet);
>> Repeat
>> Sit(MiddleOfStreet)
>> Until Sun(Down)
>> Until Hell(FrozenOver)
>>end.
>
>>See mom, I DO have the Christmas spirit!
>
>> Dennis!
>Hey that's cool can you do it in Cobol?
>
hehe...while it's possible to do it in Cobol, the result is a couple
of pages long; nothing worth reading... ;)
Peter Green
peyote'at'dfwmm.net
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* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Dennis Janssen
` (2 preceding siblings ...)
1996-12-29 0:00 ` Deric Cheng
@ 1996-12-29 0:00 ` Dileep Krishna
1996-12-29 0:00 ` ld50macca
4 siblings, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: Dileep Krishna @ 1996-12-29 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
My two cents in this spirited discussion on the merits of various
programming languages...
Another approach is to use Java. Here the answer can be done in one line:
government.collectUI(); // UI is unemployment insurance, not User Int.
where government is declared as:
Government government = new Government (country); //
// Country is your choice. If your country doesn't support this
// interface, you won't compile!!! :-)
Hi Dennis:
In response to your posting I felt duty bound as a fellow programmer to
point out a simple (but IMHO fatal!) but in your design (though I must
laud your commitment to good programming practices, I mean who in their
right sense would use a goto).
Right after sun-down you go back to finding empty coffee cup and a busy
street. This would be at night of course and in several places a busy
street at night is just a place to get shot or knifed. So there should be
a pause before the
> Until Hell(FrozenOver)
line like this: wait(Till morning); Note the lack of a poll that allows
the person to actually sleep instead of looking out the window each
second to see if it is light yet! ( I mean, is this program slick or
what!).
Dennis Janssen wrote:
> Program Make_Money;
>
> Uses
> Nothing;
>
> begin
> Repeat
> Find(EmptyCoffeeCup);
> Find(BusyStreet);
> Repeat
> Sit(MiddleOfStreet)
> Until Sun(Down)
> Until Hell(FrozenOver)
> end.
> --
Dileep Krishna
E-mail: dkrishna@myna.com
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* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Dennis Janssen
` (3 preceding siblings ...)
1996-12-29 0:00 ` Dileep Krishna
@ 1996-12-29 0:00 ` ld50macca
4 siblings, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: ld50macca @ 1996-12-29 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
For greater efficiency, try:
print nogen
earner start 0
begin balr 12,0
using here,12,11,10,9
here lm 9,11,baseaddr
b moremony
baseaddr dc a(here+12288,here+8192,here+4096)
moremony equ *
l 4,0 * set infinite loop
forever equ *
l 3,24 * set hours in day loop
get coffecup,hand
put self,street
daily equ *
pause 3600 * wait one hour
balr 3,daily * decrement hours in day loop
balr 4,forever * decrement days loop
b nicetry
Yes, I know it won't work but it is the first assembler 370 I've written
in 14 years plus.
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-25 0:00 ` Money wanted Dan
` (4 preceding siblings ...)
1996-12-26 0:00 ` Deric Cheng
@ 1996-12-27 0:00 ` Claude Bergeron
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Randy Kramer
` (2 more replies)
1996-12-27 0:00 ` JBLi
` (5 subsequent siblings)
11 siblings, 3 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: Claude Bergeron @ 1996-12-27 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
To: Dan
Dan wrote:
>
> Hi;
> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
> Dan
Procedure GetALotOfMony;
begin
repeat
AskSantaClaus;
CheckForReply;
until YouGetEnoughMoney;
end;
CB.
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Claude Bergeron
@ 1996-12-27 0:00 ` Randy Kramer
1996-12-27 0:00 ` JeffMo
1996-12-28 0:00 ` Peter Clark
2 siblings, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: Randy Kramer @ 1996-12-27 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
Claude Bergeron <c4berger@uqac.uquebec.ca> wrote:
>Dan wrote:
>>
>> Hi;
>> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
>> Dan
>Procedure GetALotOfMony;
>begin
> repeat
> AskSantaClaus;
> CheckForReply;
> until YouGetEnoughMoney;
>end;
I may be mistaken on this, but I think the procedure should go like
this:
Procedure GetALotOfMoney
begin
AskSantaClaus;
CheckForEnoughMoney;
(I left out repeat until...)
I think the repeat/until loop should come last. Otherwise it would
just repeat the beginning of the procedure (I may be mistaken; I'm not
an expert at C...)
BTW:
Shouldn't it be:
Procedure GetALotOfMoney()
I found your reply (to the original post) quite funny...
>CB.
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Claude Bergeron
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Randy Kramer
@ 1996-12-27 0:00 ` JeffMo
1996-12-28 0:00 ` Peter Clark
2 siblings, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: JeffMo @ 1996-12-27 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
Claude Bergeron <c4berger@uqac.uquebec.ca> wrote:
>Dan wrote:
>>
>> Hi;
>> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
>> Dan
>Procedure GetALotOfMony;
>begin
> repeat
> AskSantaClaus;
> CheckForReply;
> until YouGetEnoughMoney;
>end;
>CB.
void main ()
{
if (GetMoneyFrom(mom))
SpendItOn("syphilis treatment");
else if (GetMoneyFrom(dad))
SpendItOn("heroin detox");
else if (GetMoneyFrom(brother))
SpendItOn("brain replacement surgery");
else if (GetMoneyFrom(sister))
SpendItOn("schizophrenia therapy");
else if (GetMoneyFrom(santa))
{
SpendItOn("Vivarin");
printf("Wake up. You're dreaming.");
}
else
printf("Good luck getting any cash from us, loser!");
}
"A valid argument is not formed solely by ignorance." -JeffMo
"A valid argument is not formed solely by assertion." -JeffMo
Religion : Science :: Methamphetamine : Exercise
For email replies, remove the "dipstick." from my eddress.
It should be self-evident that I am not a dipstick. ;-)
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* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Claude Bergeron
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Randy Kramer
1996-12-27 0:00 ` JeffMo
@ 1996-12-28 0:00 ` Peter Clark
2 siblings, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: Peter Clark @ 1996-12-28 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
>Dan wrote:
>>
>> Hi;
>> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
>> Dan
First, learn COBOL then contract out to a Year 2000 project.
Rates expected to hit $100/hr soon. Could double by end of 1997.
Peter Clark
pgclark@gov.pe.ca or ptrclark@cycor.ca
Team Y2k
Gov't of Prince Edward Island
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-25 0:00 ` Money wanted Dan
` (5 preceding siblings ...)
1996-12-27 0:00 ` Claude Bergeron
@ 1996-12-27 0:00 ` JBLi
1996-12-28 0:00 ` Remco Onderwater
` (4 subsequent siblings)
11 siblings, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: JBLi @ 1996-12-27 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
Dan wrote:
>
> Hi;
> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
> Dan
Brandir> Sell your body to a medical school.
Deric Cheng> Step 1 Find empty coffee cup
Deric Cheng> Step 2 Find busy Street
Deric Cheng> Step 3 Sit in middle of Street
Step 4 goto Step 3 until sun goes down.
Stpe 5 goto step 1 in the next day.
Deric Cheng> For more impact wear something you have from Junior High
School
My words:
Amazing!
-- Even one who STAYS in the street with a cup in his hand may read
these messages.
-- Even one who wear something from J.H.S. (ex. a knife!) may read
these messages.
Dan, if you need money, you still can simply write a book or two
about the Internet and THE USERS.
Anyway, since this is a Delphi discuss group, I suggest you have a
cup of coffee next to your computer and start writing some small to
medium projects for local business stores or offices; you may not make a
lot of money, but enough to give youself vacations every other months!
Don't forget, like Deric Cheng suggested, wear something from your
highschool, a knife, for example, in case you can not do what I
suggested, cut youself on the throat.
Good Luck.
JB
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* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-25 0:00 ` Money wanted Dan
` (6 preceding siblings ...)
1996-12-27 0:00 ` JBLi
@ 1996-12-28 0:00 ` Remco Onderwater
1996-12-29 0:00 ` Hassnain Waheed
1997-01-15 0:00 ` George Wood
1996-12-29 0:00 ` chiiywiiiy
` (3 subsequent siblings)
11 siblings, 2 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: Remco Onderwater @ 1996-12-28 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
To: Dan
Dan wrote:
>
> Hi;
> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
> Dan
I think your wife can help you with your problem!
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-28 0:00 ` Remco Onderwater
@ 1996-12-29 0:00 ` Hassnain Waheed
1997-01-15 0:00 ` George Wood
1 sibling, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: Hassnain Waheed @ 1996-12-29 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
In article <32C6138C.3CC4@nerdnet.nl> Remco Onderwater <hsws@nerdnet.nl> writes:
>From: Remco Onderwater <hsws@nerdnet.nl>
>Subject: Re: Money wanted
>Date: Sat, 28 Dec 1996 22:45:32 -0800
>Dan wrote:
>>
>> Hi;
>> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
>> Dan
>I think your wife can help you with your problem!
How much
**************************************************************************
Hassnain Waheed ilu@hasnain.brain.net.pk
Smalltalk Consultant hassnain.malik@cressoft.com.pk
I have ability to implement your dreams
**************************************************************************
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* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-28 0:00 ` Remco Onderwater
1996-12-29 0:00 ` Hassnain Waheed
@ 1997-01-15 0:00 ` George Wood
1 sibling, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: George Wood @ 1997-01-15 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
Remco Onderwater <hsws@nerdnet.nl> wrote in article
<32C6138C.3CC4@nerdnet.nl>...
> Dan wrote:
> >
> > Hi;
> > I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
> > Dan
>
> I think your wife can help you with your problem!
>
Ok i'll say it,She is sitting on a fortune.
^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 54+ messages in thread
* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-25 0:00 ` Money wanted Dan
` (7 preceding siblings ...)
1996-12-28 0:00 ` Remco Onderwater
@ 1996-12-29 0:00 ` chiiywiiiy
1996-12-29 0:00 ` Jim
` (2 subsequent siblings)
11 siblings, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: chiiywiiiy @ 1996-12-29 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
In article <32C1ECEF.32B8@pacbell.net>, Dan <dan_n@pacbell.net> writes:
>I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
Put on a dress and a wig and walk around the seedy part of town.
Paul Knudsen
Systems Consultant
MetLife
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I like AOL. Don't care if you don't.
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* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-25 0:00 ` Money wanted Dan
` (8 preceding siblings ...)
1996-12-29 0:00 ` chiiywiiiy
@ 1996-12-29 0:00 ` Jim
1996-12-30 0:00 ` Colin Johnson
1996-12-30 0:00 ` timolmst
1997-01-07 0:00 ` Josh Blackwell
11 siblings, 1 reply; 54+ messages in thread
From: Jim @ 1996-12-29 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
Dan <dan_n@pacbell.net> wrote:
>Hi;
>I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
>Dan
I think the Hormel Company is looking for more Spam, perhaps you could
donate your life.
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* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-29 0:00 ` Jim
@ 1996-12-30 0:00 ` Colin Johnson
0 siblings, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: Colin Johnson @ 1996-12-30 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
Jim wrote:
>
> Dan <dan_n@pacbell.net> wrote:
>
> >Hi;
> >I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
> >Dan
Well, goodness gracious me! (Indian accent)
My new religion could use people of your caliber! Simply join the queue
outside my office. Bring money. Leave brains @ home.
Thank you. Come again Mr Simpson.
Apu
--
===============================================================
colin@pangaea.com.au
http://www.pangaea.com.au/col.html
"sic friatur crustum dulce"
===============================================================
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* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-25 0:00 ` Money wanted Dan
` (9 preceding siblings ...)
1996-12-29 0:00 ` Jim
@ 1996-12-30 0:00 ` timolmst
1996-12-31 0:00 ` Oleg Belopolsky
1997-01-02 0:00 ` Kyle R. Hofmann
1997-01-07 0:00 ` Josh Blackwell
11 siblings, 2 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: timolmst @ 1996-12-30 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
Dan <dan_n@pacbell.net> wrote:
>Hi;
>I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
>Dan
Get a job and stop bothering us with your off-topic posts. It must
balls the size of basketballs to just say "Does someone want to give
me some money?"
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* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-30 0:00 ` timolmst
@ 1996-12-31 0:00 ` Oleg Belopolsky
1997-01-03 0:00 ` marcus
1997-01-02 0:00 ` Kyle R. Hofmann
1 sibling, 1 reply; 54+ messages in thread
From: Oleg Belopolsky @ 1996-12-31 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
timolmst@cyberramp.net wrote:
>
> It must balls the size of basketballs to just say "Does someone want > to give me some money?"
No, it actually takes brains the size of balls...
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* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-31 0:00 ` Oleg Belopolsky
@ 1997-01-03 0:00 ` marcus
0 siblings, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: marcus @ 1997-01-03 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
On Tue, 31 Dec 1996 10:56:09 -0500, Oleg Belopolsky
<belopolsky_oleg@jpmorgan.com> wrote:
>timolmst@cyberramp.net wrote:
>>
>> It must balls the size of basketballs to just say "Does someone want > to give me some money?"
>
>No, it actually takes brains the size of balls...
You're probably right. I bet he(Dan) figures that since he
nearly fell for it when someone else posted such a plea, he'd
play it smart, turn it around, and try it himself rather than
send money to whatever sorry soul inspired him. Too bad he
forgot to include his address, I guess we'll just have to
email him the cash!
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* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-30 0:00 ` timolmst
1996-12-31 0:00 ` Oleg Belopolsky
@ 1997-01-02 0:00 ` Kyle R. Hofmann
1 sibling, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: Kyle R. Hofmann @ 1997-01-02 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
In article <5a8g22$df4$1@newshost.cyberramp.net>, wrote:
: Dan <dan_n@pacbell.net> wrote:
: >Hi;
: >I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
: >Dan
: Get a job and stop bothering us with your off-topic posts. It must
: balls the size of basketballs to just say "Does someone want to give
: me some money?"
If he does have balls that big, he can earn a lot of extra money very
easily; all he has to do is let people dribble (on) them!
--
Kyle R. Hofmann <rhofmann@crl.com>
"There are no significant bugs in our released software that any
significant number of users want fixed." -- Bill Gates
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* Re: Money wanted
1996-12-25 0:00 ` Money wanted Dan
` (10 preceding siblings ...)
1996-12-30 0:00 ` timolmst
@ 1997-01-07 0:00 ` Josh Blackwell
11 siblings, 0 replies; 54+ messages in thread
From: Josh Blackwell @ 1997-01-07 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
In article <32C1ECEF.32B8@pacbell.net>, Dan <dan_n@pacbell.net> wrote:
> Hi;
> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
> Dan
#!/usr/bin/perl
open(BAG,">>bag") || die "Forgot to bring a bag:$!";
open(TELLER,"<bank") || print "Gimme all your money!!!";
while ($bills = <TELLER>){
print BAG $bills;
}
close BAG;
exit;
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