* Re: $$COULD YOU USE A LOTTA XTRA CASH?$$
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@ 1996-09-24 0:00 ` Art Schwarz
1996-09-25 0:00 ` Adam Beneschan
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From: Art Schwarz @ 1996-09-24 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
I have a PROVEN way for everyone to make a million dollars. Think of it,
without betting on the Lotto or gambling your life's savings you can
become a millionare.
This is how to do it (note, this is perfectly legal. I have consulted
with many of my friends, male and female, and they all agree that nothing
is wrong with the idea. DISCLAIMER: None of my friends have a law degree
and some can barely speak any language - being under 2 years old.)
First: Send a cashiers check for $1,100,000 to the sender of this e-mail.
Second: The sender of this e-mail will guarantee that he will send you
$1,000,000 back.
(Creative schemes to follow.)
Now, what could be simpler.
Too bad that there is no way to stop this idiocy. Sigh. I just read of
an enterprising soul in Malaysia who promoted a Ponzi Scheme and became
an instant success. Umm. I'm in the wrong business (sigh, sigh).
art schwarz
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* Re: $$COULD YOU USE A LOTTA XTRA CASH?$$
1996-09-24 0:00 ` $$COULD YOU USE A LOTTA XTRA CASH?$$ Art Schwarz
@ 1996-09-25 0:00 ` Adam Beneschan
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From: Adam Beneschan @ 1996-09-25 0:00 UTC (permalink / raw)
In article <528ln8$6af@mill.gdls.com> schwarza@gdls.com writes:
>I have a PROVEN way for everyone to make a million dollars. Think of it,
>without betting on the Lotto or gambling your life's savings you can
>become a millionare.
>
>This is how to do it (note, this is perfectly legal. I have consulted
>with many of my friends, male and female, and they all agree that nothing
>is wrong with the idea. DISCLAIMER: None of my friends have a law degree
>and some can barely speak any language - being under 2 years old.)
>
>First: Send a cashiers check for $1,100,000 to the sender of this e-mail.
>Second: The sender of this e-mail will guarantee that he will send you
> $1,000,000 back.
Reminds me of the old line: "The only sure way to leave Las Vegas with
a small fortune is to enter it with a large fortune."
Actually, if we're discussing PROVEN ways to make a million dollars,
one proven way is to buy a raw chicken at the supermarket and sleep
with it on your face. Below is the proof:
(Statement 1) Sleeping with a raw chicken on your face will lead to
your making a million dollars instantly.
(Statement 2) Statement 1 and Statement 2 are both false.
Statement 2 can't be true, since if it were true, it would imply that
Statement 2 were false, a contradiction. Therefore, Statement 2 must
be false. Now, Statement 1 cannot be false, because if it were, that
would make Statements 1 and 2 both false, which would make Statement 2
true, a contradiction. Therefore, Statement 1 must be true. Q.E.D.
P.S. No fair using the same proof with Statement 1 being "Adam is a
bonehead" or anything similar. :)
-- Adam
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