Re: Is your computer being bugged????

[gabrielb@rational.com (Gabriel Bereny)]

: >Furthermore, HLD PUBLISHING COMPANY reserves the right to cancel its own
: >postings. Cancellations of our postings performed by outside parties will
: >be charged a Ninety Five dollar fee per cancellation.  A bill with proof
: >of cancellations made will be sent to all parties involved, plus, it will
: >automatically be sent to Attorneys Specializing in Collections nationwide
: >and worldwide. HLD PUBLISHING COMPANY will protect and maintain its 
: >interest.

Analogously, if my "interest" is to infest HLD PUBLISHING COMPANY with 
the smell of rancid meat, I may legally go to its physical headquarters, 
place a packet of rotting flesh in the building, and then demand money 
to take away or to allow HLD PUBLISHING COMPANY to remove from their 
premises the packet of maggot-laden matter.

Hmmm, what's that legal term they use for this?  "Extortion", I think.
HDL PUBLISHING COMPANY is claiming for itself the right to _extort_
money by placing unwanted garbage everywhere and demanding money to
remove it.

I think I'm going to charge HDL PUBLISHING COMPANY a Ninety Five
dollar fee for deleting any email messages I send them. You should too!
Make sure you remind them of your claim, else they might dispute your
claim later. Copy your message to Attorneys Specializing in Collections
nationwide and worldwide as well.

Their message has got to be a troll. Nobody could be that idiotic.