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From: joel.rudy@comm.hq.af.mil (Joel Rudy)
Subject: Re: Your Chance to Get Rich!
Date: 17 Oct 1994 12:10:22 GMT
Date: 1994-10-17T12:10:22+00:00	[thread overview]
Message-ID: <37tpje$c0r@hq.hq.af.mil> (raw)
In-Reply-To: 1994Oct14.163015.28844@sei.cmu.edu

In article <1994Oct14.163015.28844@sei.cmu.edu>, firth@sei.cmu.edu (Robert Firth) says:
>
>        FIVE YEARS AGO, I WAS BROKE, IN DEBT, AND DESPERATE!
>
>        TODAY I HAVE A VILLA IN TUSCANY, A CHATEAU IN FRANCE,
>        SIX VINTAGE AUTOMOBILES, A LARGE COLLECTION OF OLD
>        MASTERS, AND A SEVEN-DIGIT ANNUAL INCOME!!
>
>        YOU TOO CAN HAVE WEALTH, FORTUNE, SUCCESS, FAST CARS
>        AND ALL YOU EVER DREAMED OF!!!
>
>The simple secret: REUSE!  That it.  Minimal training, minimal
>effort, nothing illegal.  My library of reusable Ada code is
>the largest in the world, and I just sit back drinking my
>own champaign, looking at my own Rembrandts (all eight of
>them), and raking in the royalties.
>
>Did you know, for instance, that a major international airport
>(sorry - I'm not allowed to say who they are) is paying me
>$10,000 PER DAY for my reusable baggage handling code? 
>And when it works, that goes up to $25,000!  And that's
>just one customer!!  Interested??
>
>Well,  here's how YOU can do it too!  First, write 100 lines
>of reusable Ada code.  Yes, you read that right - just
>100 measly lines.  That's the last code you'll ever write
>in your life.  It's the last work you'll ever have to do
>in your life, because you're gonna be RICH!
>
>Next, send those 100 lines to the name at the top of the
>list below.
>
>Now make ten copies of this message, but delete the first
>name on the list and put your own name as last.  Send the
>message to ten friends.  Or, if you don't have ten friends
>(most Ada programmers don't), send them to ten random
>readers of this newsgroup.
>
>Within a couple of weeks, you will receive TEN MILLION LINES
>of reusable Ada code, and you will be SET UP FOR LIFE!
>
>DO IT TODAY! DO IT NOW!! THIS IS THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME!!!
>
>        G G Byron (byron@missolonghi.hellas.ec)
>        C Babbage (bellman@snark.ucl.uk)
>        A Turing  (alan@enigma.bletchley.mod.uk)
>        J Ichbiah (ichbiah@cheops.csf.rf.ec)
>        R Firth   (firth@bcci.abu_dhabi.me)
>
>
>

I wonder if Mr. Ahoronian saw this.  Maybe it could have helped him out
in his reuse venture.

Joel Rudy
joel.rudy@comm.hq.af.mil
(703)697-5403



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1994-10-14 20:30 Your Chance to Get Rich! Robert Firth
1994-10-17 12:10 ` Joel Rudy [this message]
1994-10-17 13:28 ` Norman H. Cohen
1994-10-17 15:11   ` Peter Hermann
1994-10-18 16:43   ` Philip Brashear
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