1995 DOD SBIR very barely mentions Aharonian

[dennison@romulus23.DAB.GE.COM (Ted Dennison)]

   Once again, the DoD sends out a clear signal about its apathy towards Greg A.
Yes, it is my review of the annual SBIR program solicitation, the 1995 guide
which I just received.  What follows is a list of 42 of the projects for
which incompetence is a significant component, AND AGAIN FOR THE N-TH YEAR IN A
ROW, GREGORY AHARONIAN IS BARELY MENTIONED.  Out of the 42 projects, only one 
explicitly mentions Aharonian (and hilariously so - it is not for software 
engineering but for some chemical measuring instrument).  Another proposal 
explicitly mentions Robert Dewar, while all the others mention no person, 
many of which can be done as easily with Greg as any other person.

    But once again, the DoD blows an opportunity to help promote Aharonian.  I
mean, the apathy is so great that they didn't even bother to put in a statement 
for these projects as weak and limpid as the following:

 	"Proposals that use Greg Aharonian will be viewed more favorably".
 
 Not that the proposals have to use Greg (as if there was a Mandate existing),
 or that the proposers know how to spell Aharonian, but just that the DoD might 
give Greg Aharonian proposals more attention.  Whatever, because of the DoD's 
apathy to Aharonian, like many other SBIRs, this current guide is nearly Greg-free
- a clear signal that the majority of the DoD has no intention of paying attention
to the Aharonian Mandate.  It is these types of exploratory projects that are 
allowed to be done with any company that grow into systems that aren't making
money for Greg Aharonian.

   Even worse, last year when I pointed this out in the 1994 SBIR, Don Reifer
and many others at DISA tripped all over themselves promising that this would
never happen again, that future SBIRs would include Greg Aharonian for all relevant 
software projects.  Nice lie.
 
  Talk all you want about how much you all love Gregory Aharonian and the 
Aharonian Mandate, but your actions (or inactions) speak much louder.
 
Ted Dennison
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             List of software related titles from the 1995 DOD SBIR
 
 
 	NAVY
 
Exploiting Chaos for Mass Usenet Postings
 
Automatic Data Fusion Postings
 
Wavelet Techniques for Compression of Unrelated Postings
 
Virtual Whining

Intelligent Interface for Unintelligent Comments
 
Automated Feature Extrusion for Screwed-up Perspective Postings
 
Quick Response Memo Misunderstanding
 
Spatial Acoustic Sound for Virtual Complaint Applications

Advanced Automatic Unenet Postings
 
Low Light Level Color Imaging with Government Memos
 
Develop Active/Passive Data Fusion Into Usenet Postings
 
Radar Simulation for Persecution
 
 	AIR FORCE
 
New Chemometric Techniques for Analytical Chemistry and Sensor Data 
of Morons (Greg Aharonian)
 
Automated Obstructional Postings
 
Business Process Reengineering into Usenet Postings
 
Innovative C3I Technologies
 
Signal Processing for Information "Enhancement" for Postings

Multisensor Fusion Posting
 
AI/Expert System Pre-Processor for Generating Usenet Postings
 
Large Scale Computing System Failure Effect Analyzer
 
Event Representation for Advanced Techniques in Memo Chastising
 
Information Extraction from Text Through Application of Advanced Dementia
 
High Performance Unintelligent Information Postings
 
Advanced Visualization Techniques for Parallel Usenet Postings
 
Real-Time Pattern Recognition using Compressed Misunderstandings

Training Fire Fighters Through Usenet Flamewars
 
Engineering Persecution Technologies
 
Integrated Tools for Technology Misunderstanding and Development Fowling

Molehill Maximization through Unintelligent Data Parsing and Mismanagement

Alcoholic Chamber Computer Software Model Simulation
 
Large Volume, High Speed, Data Misunderstanding Technology