From: haverber@visi.comDELETE_CAPS_TO_RESPOND (Bill Haverberg)
Subject: Re: 'Money wanted' algorithm (Cobol version)
Date: 1996/12/30
Date: 1996-12-30T00:00:00+00:00 [thread overview]
Message-ID: <32c80aab.2893217@news.visi.com> (raw)
In-Reply-To: 32c8f428.76407842@news.dwx.com
renegade@dwx.com (Renegade) wrote:
>congee@mindspring.com (Deric Cheng) wrote:
>>dennis@qltel.exonet.nl (Dennis Janssen) wrote:
>>
>>>Hi Deric,
>>
>>>**>> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
>>
>>>DC> Step 1 Find empty coffee cup
>>>DC> Step 2 Find busy Street
>>>DC> Step 3 Sit in middle of Street
>>>DC> Step 4 goto Step 3 until sun goes down.
>>>DC> Stpe 5 goto step 1 in the next day.
>>
>>>Tsk, tsk, bad advice. Goto's are evil!
>>
>>>Program Make_Money;
>>
>>>Uses
>>> Nothing;
>>
>>>begin
>>> Repeat
>>> Find(EmptyCoffeeCup);
>>> Find(BusyStreet);
>>> Repeat
>>> Sit(MiddleOfStreet)
>>> Until Sun(Down)
>>> Until Hell(FrozenOver)
>>>end.
>>
>>>See mom, I DO have the Christmas spirit!
>>
>>> Dennis!
>>Hey that's cool can you do it in Cobol?
>
>Sure:
>
>IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
>PROGRAM-ID MAKE-MONEY.
>AUTHOR MY- ASS.
>DATE-WRITTEN TODAY.
>ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
> HOPEFULLY WARM.
>DATA DIVISION.
>
>~~~~ YADA, YADA, YADA
>01 HELL-IND PIC X VALUE SPACES.
> 88 HELL-FROZEN VALUE 'Y'.
>01 TIME-IND PIC X VALUE SPACES.
> 88 SUN-DOWN VALUE 'Y'.
>
>PROCEDURE DIVISION.
>
>MAIN.
> PERFORM DAILY-ROUNTINE UNTIL HELL-FROZEN.
> STOP-RUN.
>
>DAILY-ROUTINE.
> PERFORM FIND-EMPTY-COFFEE-CUP.
> PERFORM FIND-SPOT WITH TEST AFTER UNTIL LOCATION = "GOOD".
> PERFORM SIT UNTIL SUN-DOWN.
> IF HELL-TEMP < 32
> MOVE "Y" TO HELL-IND.
>
>FIND-EMPTY-COFFEE-CUP.
> FIND COFFEE-CUP.
> IF COFFEE-CUP NOT = "EMPTY"
> PERFORM EMPTY-CUP.
>
>EMPTY-CUP.
> IF CUP-CONTENTS-APPEAR = "GOOD"
> DRINK CUP-CONTENTS
> ELSE
> POUR CUP-CONTENTS.
>
>FIND-SPOT.
> MOVE "GOOD" TO LOCATION.
> FIND SPOT.
> IF COP-PRESENT = "YES"
> MOVE "BAD" TO LOCATION.
> IF STREET-BUSY = "NO"
> MOVE "BAD" TO LOCATION.
> IF BULLETS-FLYING = "YES"
> MOVE "BAD" TO LOCATION.
>
>SIT.
> IF BUTT-ACHES
> MOVE ASS TO OTHER-SIDE.
> SIT STILL.
> LOOK PITIFUL.
> BEG.
> PLEAD.
> IF DARK="YES"
> MOVE "Y" TO TIME-IND.
>
>Please note: This program was half the size, and worked twice as
>well until administration got ahold of it and requested rewrites. Now
>it is bigger, and nobody knows for sure what it does......
>
>Enjoy....
>
>Dave
>
>The opinions expressed in this post are purely my own.
>You may e-mail replies to: renegade@dwx.com
>
My K&R is at work so I don't have anything to spot check my code
against...might be a couple syntax errors here and there.
#include <stdio.h>
#include <city.h>
enum { new, battered, travel, captains, porcelain } cupCondition_e;
extern Streets;
typedef {
enum cupCondition_e condition;
float amount;
} coffeeCup_t;
int main()
{
coffeeCup_t CoffeeCup;
CoffeeCup.condition = battered;
CoffeeCup.amount = 0f;
for (i=0; i<Streets.Num && Streets.traffic[i]<50; i++);
if (Streets.traffic[i]<50) {
fprintf(stderr, "Town too small, catching bus to big city\n");
/* Have to implement this part. For now, we assume the
freeloader dies of starvation. Phase II replaces this with
signal handling.
*/
exit(1);
}
while (1) {
SitInMiddleOf(&Streets, i);
}
}
next prev parent reply other threads:[~1996-12-30 0:00 UTC|newest]
Thread overview: 12+ messages / expand[flat|nested] mbox.gz Atom feed top
1996-12-30 0:00 'Money wanted' algorithm (Cobol version) Doug Miller
1996-12-30 0:00 ` Sundial Services
1996-12-30 0:00 ` Beldraen
1996-12-31 0:00 ` Constantinos A. Kotsokalis
1996-12-30 0:00 ` Renegade
1996-12-30 0:00 ` 'Money wanted' algorithm (Lisp version) Ken Tilton
1996-12-30 0:00 ` Bill Haverberg [this message]
1996-12-31 0:00 ` 'Money wanted' algorithm (Cobol version) Bob Jarvis
1996-12-31 0:00 ` Deric Cheng
1996-12-31 0:00 ` Brad Dale
[not found] ` <32C988BA.427D@dynasty.net>
1997-01-01 0:00 ` Pae Choi
1996-12-31 0:00 ` Robin Becker
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