From: beldraen@mail.earthlink.net (Beldraen)
Subject: Re: 'Money wanted' algorithm (Cobol version)
Date: 1996/12/30
Date: 1996-12-30T00:00:00+00:00 [thread overview]
Message-ID: <32c7f30a.2066168@news.earthlink.net> (raw)
In-Reply-To: 5a8h44$elt@news.inetdirect.net
spam.free.zone@no-spam.com (Doug Miller) wrote:
>>>**>> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
>>
>>>DC> Step 1 Find empty coffee cup
>>>DC> Step 2 Find busy Street
>>>DC> Step 3 Sit in middle of Street
>>>DC> Step 4 goto Step 3 until sun goes down.
>>>DC> Stpe 5 goto step 1 in the next day.
>>
>>>Tsk, tsk, bad advice. Goto's are evil!
>>
>>>Program Make_Money;
>>
>>>Uses
>>> Nothing;
>>
>>>begin
>>> Repeat
>>> Find(EmptyCoffeeCup);
>>> Find(BusyStreet);
>>> Repeat
>>> Sit(MiddleOfStreet)
>>> Until Sun(Down)
>>> Until Hell(FrozenOver)
>>>end.
>>
>>>See mom, I DO have the Christmas spirit!
>>
>>> Dennis!
>>Hey that's cool can you do it in Cobol?
>>
>Sure thing:
>
>PERFORM WITH TEST AFTER UNTIL hell-frozen-over
> PERFORM find-empty-coffee-cup
> PERFORM find-busy-street
> PERFORM sit-middle-of-street UNTIL sunset
> PERFORM wait-til-morning
>END-PERFORM
class Make_Money extends java.applet.Applet implements runnable
{
Thread Body = null;
fluid_container CoffeeCup;
stellar_mass Sun;
public void init()
{
CoffeCup = new fluid_container("COFFEE");
Sun = new stellar_mass();
}
public void start()
{
if (Sun.Status = Sun.Down) Body == null;
if(Body == null)
{
Body = new Thread(this);
Body.start();
Body.goToBusyStreet();
}
}
public void stop()
{
Body.goToShelter'
Body = null;
}
public void run()
{
long time = System.currentTimeMillis();
while (Body!= null)
{
try
{
time += delay;
Thread.sleep(Math.max(0, time
System.currentTimeMillis()));
}
catch (InterruptedException e)
{
CoffeeCup.addMoney();
Body.lookGreatful();
Body.getMoreConfortable();
};
if (Sun.Status = Sun.Down) Body == null;
repaint();
}
}
}
Bel, the mostly sane...
Eagles may fly, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
next prev parent reply other threads:[~1996-12-30 0:00 UTC|newest]
Thread overview: 12+ messages / expand[flat|nested] mbox.gz Atom feed top
1996-12-30 0:00 'Money wanted' algorithm (Cobol version) Doug Miller
1996-12-30 0:00 ` Sundial Services
1996-12-30 0:00 ` Beldraen [this message]
1996-12-31 0:00 ` Constantinos A. Kotsokalis
1996-12-30 0:00 ` Renegade
1996-12-30 0:00 ` 'Money wanted' algorithm (Lisp version) Ken Tilton
1996-12-30 0:00 ` 'Money wanted' algorithm (Cobol version) Bill Haverberg
1996-12-31 0:00 ` Bob Jarvis
1996-12-31 0:00 ` Deric Cheng
1996-12-31 0:00 ` Brad Dale
[not found] ` <32C988BA.427D@dynasty.net>
1997-01-01 0:00 ` Pae Choi
1996-12-31 0:00 ` Robin Becker
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