Re: Money wanted

[JBLi <jbli@visualscape.com>]

Dan wrote:
> 
> Hi;
> I  need alot of money badly; Could anyone help?
> Dan

Brandir> Sell your body to a medical school.

Deric Cheng> Step 1 Find empty coffee cup
Deric Cheng> Step 2 Find busy Street
Deric Cheng> Step 3 Sit in middle of Street
Step 4 goto Step 3 until sun goes down.
Stpe 5 goto step 1 in the next day.

Deric Cheng> For more impact wear something you have from Junior High
School


My words:

   Amazing!  

   -- Even one who STAYS in the street with a cup in his hand may read
these messages.
   -- Even one who wear something from J.H.S. (ex. a knife!) may read
these messages.
   
   Dan, if you need money, you still can simply write a book or two
about the Internet and THE USERS.

   Anyway, since this is a Delphi discuss group, I suggest you have a
cup of coffee next to your computer and start writing some small to
medium projects for local business stores or offices; you may not make a
lot of money, but enough to give youself vacations every other months! 
Don't forget, like Deric Cheng suggested, wear something from your
highschool, a knife, for example, in case you can not do what I
suggested, cut youself on the throat.

Good Luck.

JB