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@ 1997-03-31  0:00 johnherro
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1 April 1997
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To get rich, follow these steps exactly:
1.  Add your favorite programming language to the bottom of this list.  Move everything up one, dropping the name at the top of the list.
          1. Ada
          2. Ada
          3. Ada
          4. Ada
          5. Ada
Your favorite programming language must be taken from the following enumeration type:
          type Favorite_Programming_Languages is (Ada);
This type was inspired by the type System.Name, which in many Ada compilers contains only one "enumeration" literal.
2.  Spam this message to all umpteen zillion newsgroups, and ask everybody else in the world to do the same.
3.  Now, here's the part where you get ***RICH***!!!  The traffic from Step 2 will obviously effect the end of the Internet.  Simply set up your own worldwide communications network, and the world
will flock to your door.
4.  You will receive untold wealth in your mailbox.  This really WORKS!  If I'm not telling the truth, may lightning stri������\a-q��ك`����

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