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From: firth@sei.cmu.edu (Robert Firth)
Subject: Your Chance to Get Rich!
Date: Fri, 14 Oct 1994 16:30:15 EDT
Date: 1994-10-14T16:30:15-04:00	[thread overview]
Message-ID: <1994Oct14.163015.28844@sei.cmu.edu> (raw)

	FIVE YEARS AGO, I WAS BROKE, IN DEBT, AND DESPERATE!

	TODAY I HAVE A VILLA IN TUSCANY, A CHATEAU IN FRANCE,
	SIX VINTAGE AUTOMOBILES, A LARGE COLLECTION OF OLD
	MASTERS, AND A SEVEN-DIGIT ANNUAL INCOME!!

	YOU TOO CAN HAVE WEALTH, FORTUNE, SUCCESS, FAST CARS
	AND ALL YOU EVER DREAMED OF!!!

The simple secret: REUSE!  That it.  Minimal training, minimal
effort, nothing illegal.  My library of reusable Ada code is
the largest in the world, and I just sit back drinking my
own champaign, looking at my own Rembrandts (all eight of
them), and raking in the royalties.

Did you know, for instance, that a major international airport
(sorry - I'm not allowed to say who they are) is paying me
$10,000 PER DAY for my reusable baggage handling code? 
And when it works, that goes up to $25,000!  And that's
just one customer!!  Interested??

Well,  here's how YOU can do it too!  First, write 100 lines
of reusable Ada code.  Yes, you read that right - just
100 measly lines.  That's the last code you'll ever write
in your life.  It's the last work you'll ever have to do
in your life, because you're gonna be RICH!

Next, send those 100 lines to the name at the top of the
list below.

Now make ten copies of this message, but delete the first
name on the list and put your own name as last.  Send the
message to ten friends.  Or, if you don't have ten friends
(most Ada programmers don't), send them to ten random
readers of this newsgroup.

Within a couple of weeks, you will receive TEN MILLION LINES
of reusable Ada code, and you will be SET UP FOR LIFE!

DO IT TODAY! DO IT NOW!! THIS IS THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME!!!

	G G Byron (byron@missolonghi.hellas.ec)
	C Babbage (bellman@snark.ucl.uk)
	A Turing  (alan@enigma.bletchley.mod.uk)
	J Ichbiah (ichbiah@cheops.csf.rf.ec)
	R Firth   (firth@bcci.abu_dhabi.me)






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1994-10-14 20:30 Robert Firth [this message]
1994-10-17 12:10 ` Your Chance to Get Rich! Joel Rudy
1994-10-17 13:28 ` Norman H. Cohen
1994-10-17 15:11   ` Peter Hermann
1994-10-18 16:43   ` Philip Brashear
1994-10-18 16:28 ` 6Steve Walltheism alt.atheism.moderated alt.atheism.satire alt.att.a.---X---.XXXXXXX.--XX---.XXXXXXX alt.att.b.--X-X--.---X---.-X--X--.---X--- alt.att.c.-X---X-.---X---.--XX---.---X--- alt.att.d.X-----X.---X---.-XXX---.---X--- alt.att.e.XXXXXXX.---X---.X-
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