From mboxrd@z Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970 X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 3.4.4 (2020-01-24) on polar.synack.me X-Spam-Level: X-Spam-Status: No, score=-0.3 required=5.0 tests=BAYES_00, REPLYTO_WITHOUT_TO_CC autolearn=no autolearn_force=no version=3.4.4 X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: fa0ae,f7a7163813ae8672 X-Google-Attributes: gidfa0ae,public X-Google-Thread: fac41,f7a7163813ae8672 X-Google-Attributes: gidfac41,public X-Google-Thread: 103376,f7a7163813ae8672 X-Google-Attributes: gid103376,public X-Google-Thread: 10a146,f7a7163813ae8672 X-Google-Attributes: gid10a146,public X-Google-Thread: 109fba,f7a7163813ae8672 X-Google-Attributes: gid109fba,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2001-11-05 13:04:51 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!sn-xit-02!supernews.com!newsfeed.direct.ca!look.ca!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.slurp.net!not-for-mail Newsgroups: comp.lang.c++,comp.lang.java.programmer,comp.lang.eiffel,comp.lang.ada,comp.lang.perl.misc From: Tim Hammerquist Subject: Re: Best language for low IQ programmers? References: <1004990076967295@aol.com> Reply-To: timmy@cpan.org Followup-To: comp.lang.perl.misc X-Editor: Vim-600 http://www.vim.org/ Message-ID: User-Agent: slrn/0.9.7.2 (Linux) Date: Mon, 05 Nov 2001 21:04:50 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 206.100.200.88 X-Trace: newsfeed.slurp.net 1004994290 206.100.200.88 (Mon, 05 Nov 2001 15:04:50 CST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 05 Nov 2001 15:04:50 CST Xref: archiver1.google.com comp.lang.c++:101940 comp.lang.java.programmer:107818 comp.lang.eiffel:4810 comp.lang.ada:15854 comp.lang.perl.misc:76991 Date: 2001-11-05T21:04:50+00:00 List-Id: Brian Metc graced us by uttering: > I would like to get into the programing field. My problem is that I > have low IQ due to early childhool learning deprivation and TV > overdose. Simply said I am stuped, I am pretty good amongst my > friends, but not solving problems. You know what I mean. Anyways, I > want to go into computor programing because of money issue. I now need > to choose languege for programming, simple enough for me. "learning deprivation"? You were deprived of learning? > My friend wh does C plus plus recommended that I learn either Visual > Basic or Eiffel. > My ex girlfriend who is a sys admin who did perl, sugested that I > learn Ada because it has "serious type system" which is fool proof. Heh. "Fool proof." Now _that's_ funny in any language. [ snipped standard issue troll bait re. Ada & Eiffel ] > Java is simple compared to c plus plus but a scam language, based on > hype. A bold statement for any but a troll, no matter how much I might agree. > This only leaves visual basic. Especally because it is used under > Windows, Microsoft stuff is always easier. Nice. You'll go far. (Too bad it's just a troll.) > Would any one sugest the best language for me. i8088 assembly language is definitely the most efficient, easiest language someone of your calibre intellect could learn. Ya know, the spelling errors are fun to watch, but the fact that the OP used "perl" instead of "PERL" means he can't be all that dumb. Tim Hammerquist -- Don't hit the keys so hard, it hurts.