From mboxrd@z Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970 X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 3.4.4 (2020-01-24) on polar.synack.me X-Spam-Level: * X-Spam-Status: No, score=1.4 required=5.0 tests=BAYES_50,INVALID_MSGID autolearn=no autolearn_force=no version=3.4.4 X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 109bf8,5f8295ed87de713e X-Google-Attributes: gid109bf8,public X-Google-Thread: 10ed7b,5f8295ed87de713e X-Google-Attributes: gid10ed7b,public X-Google-Thread: 104c07,8f13e422b20d3059,start X-Google-Attributes: gid104c07,public X-Google-Thread: 103376,8f13e422b20d3059,start X-Google-Attributes: gid103376,public X-Google-Thread: 115c58,19a3326487f08021 X-Google-Attributes: gid115c58,public From: kludge@netcom.com (Scott Dorsey) Subject: Re: "It's not a Diet... It's a Lifestyle Change!" Date: 1999/01/22 Message-ID: #1/1 X-Deja-AN: 435464353 Sender: kludge@netcom10.netcom.com References: <788gau$t75$1@hirame.wwa.com> Organization: Institute for Boatanchor Studies Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.support.diet,comp.lang.ada,alt.support.big-folks Date: 1999-01-22T00:00:00+00:00 List-Id: In article <788gau$t75$1@hirame.wwa.com> Bloody Viking writes: > >Basically, I used my fuel-efficient body for cost cutting. It's unhealthy >as fuck, but I am a fussy eater anyways. Why it's unhealthy, of course, is >that I'm not eating my fruits and veggies. I'm more of a carnivore. >Trouble is, most people are too much of a carnivore to follow the >dietitian's regimen anyways. Even better, you feel full longer than you do >after eating veggies which make you run to the toilet anyways. This is absolute foolishness, because you don't get the benefit of your food. If you're eating less food, you need to eat better food to get the same dietary benefit. This is the real benefit of the Nancy Kerrigan Laxative Pounding Diet. By keeping the food in your body for a shorter amount of time, you don't have as much of an opportunity to gain weight from it, and because it doesn't stay in your body long, you can eat more. You can east as much as you like. >The exercise bit. There is one thing you can do to seamlessly "waste" >calories. Instead of trying to save steps at work, do stuff to waste >steps. That's the other benefit! In addition to allowing you to absorb fewer calories from your food, the Nancy Kerrigan Laxative Pounding Diet actually causes you to exercise more, without your having to lift a finger. Remember smooth muscle exercise is important too. Just send $9.95 to: Amalgamated Laxatives #9 Back Way Outflow, Georgia for your first kit, including this handy diet management book, full information, and your first week's supply of phenolpthalein. Take the laxative way to a newer, slimmer you, with the Nancy Kerrigan Laxative Pounding Diet. -- "C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."