From mboxrd@z Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970 X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 3.4.4 (2020-01-24) on polar.synack.me X-Spam-Level: * X-Spam-Status: No, score=1.6 required=5.0 tests=BAYES_40,REPLYTO_WITHOUT_TO_CC autolearn=no autolearn_force=no version=3.4.4 X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 103376,b7260fedb136ec19 X-Google-Attributes: gid103376,public From: xanthian@well.com (Kent Paul Dolan) Subject: Popularizing Ada Date: 1999/06/11 Message-ID: <7jr4ui$pj5$1@its.hooked.net> X-Deja-AN: 488419109 Organization: Birthright Party "The birthright of humankind is the stars!" Reply-To: xanthian@well.com (Kent Paul Dolan) Newsgroups: comp.lang.ada Date: 1999-06-11T00:00:00+00:00 List-Id: In a thread to which my posting methods will never add a strand, Diane "I've looked at things from both sides now" Wilson wrote: > No, you can't put all Jesus crap aside. I dunno, He lasted what, 30, 33, maybe 39 years tops before Pilate decided He'd make a better lawn ornament? You wouldn't end up with all that big a pile of scats. > Immaculate conception.... who does Lucas think he's > kidding, anyway? At least Lucas doesn't claim Immaculate Digestion, so you've still got all that raw material for improving the fertility of the soil in the Garden. ===== random archive quality quote ===== "Usenet is the ephemera of the ephemera, the veritable words written on dust, the phoenix of speech, the sic transit to the gloria mundi. My name is Ozymandus, king. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!" -- Doug Merritt doug@netcom.com -- Kent Paul Dolan, , In a thread to which my posting methods will never add a strand, mlt wrote: > thus did i give up on the idea of becoming a programmer in > disgust I like "programmer in disgust" -- another name for any one of the myriad of Linux fans and contributors working hard to put Bill Gates back on skid row where his corrupted software selling bastard booty belongs. [Pluralized, it would also make a pretty fair start on a band name.] ===== random archive quality quote ===== "Life: it's been hit or miss since I lost the manual." -- Michael Bonnell -- Kent Paul Dolan, , serve a better quality of peeled, deveined shrimp over ice at the monthly FAQ-review meetings (quality control are our middle names) with the budget savings from having our raw material already up toward the top of the gravity well. X Industries (TINXI) could also put the ozone layer back where it belongs, instead of precipitating it out with anvil support mission launch waste gasses once a week. ===== random archive quality quote ===== (member, "lonely old geezers with lap cats" posting cabel) -- Kent Paul Dolan, , In a thread to which my posting methods will never add a strand, "steve" wrote: > Days of heat, days of light, > days of murder in the night. Fooey. Phoenix just had a cold wave so severe that daytime temperatures were limited to 78F and the nights actually got down to 60F, barely above absolute zero (which by statute in Phoenix is set at 45F). Hospital emergency rooms were staffing up for an expected wave of frostbite victims. Senior citizens were housebound by cars made inoperable due to burst radiators and ruined battteries. Cotton farmers were bemoaning the anticipated loss of their crops due to the biting cold and the wind chill factor. Owners of the city's many strip bars wept as crowd pleasing pulsating naked writhing sweaty bodies were replaced by shivering ecdysiasts in thermal underware, fur coats, and mukluks, per long standing union contracts. Don't tell me about Texas' paltry troubles, Phoenix has troubles of its own. ===== random archive quality quote ===== "I know I am only raising questions without answering them, but the answers are not that easy, at least not until one has formulated the question better," -- Jim Muller -- Kent Paul Dolan, , elp classes; there's nothing _natural_ about it at all. Jumping to conclusions -- bad debating form. > you ought to keep your silly childish opinions to > yourselves and attend to the wisdom i so graciously cast > before you like pearls before swine. Flagrant use of a cliche, age-ism, self-advertising; you lose a lot of auctorial bonus points here. > perhaps if you all go off and discuss the matter quietly > amongst yourselves, you may eventually attain > enlightenment, albeit entirely by accident, not unlike a > hundred monkeys gathered around a typewriter producing the > works of Shakespeare. Reality check -- when we go off by ourselves, it is to beat upon cheap imitations of real drums, shoot beer from wide mouth bottles, and practice self-abuse before an appreciative audience. No Real Man has any idea how to type, though we do get pretty good at spanking monkeys. Shakespeare who? > now begone from my sight, pathetic mortals, before i am > induced to wave my hand and destroy you all in a fit of > celestial pique! Yeah, yeah, but you'll be crying to have us back the next time you get the urge to wear spandex in the rain. Conclusion: Well, we know you're not misandrist, you're Miss Tanner, the artist formerly known as Gypsy, so column B is out. You're so demure and reticent trying to express your emotions on the net that you couldn't sar a chasm with a hundred foot bridge, so column A is out too. I guess the only choice remaining is that you left your travesty generator running on auto-post again. Happy to help. By the way, take a look, do you think this bagful of clues might have gone stale? They have that old sweaty gym sock smell of expensive French cheese. ===== random archive quality quote ===== Zwei Dinge sind unendlich - Das Universum und die menchliche Dummheit. -- Heiko W. Rupp -- Kent Paul Dolan, ,