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From: bph@primenet.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: "It's not a Diet... It's a Lifestyle Change!"
Date: 1999/01/22
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Scott Dorsey<kludge@netcom.com> wrote:
>This is the real benefit of the Nancy Kerrigan
>Laxative Pounding Diet.  By keeping the food in your body for a shorter
>amount of time, you don't have as much of an opportunity to gain weight
>from it, and because it doesn't stay in your body long, you can eat more.
>You can east as much as you like.

And the constant doubling over with peristalsis counts as
aerobic exercise!

				--Blair
				  "Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
				   <*BLAM*>
				   Feel better now, smartass?"