From mboxrd@z Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970 X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 3.4.4 (2020-01-24) on polar.synack.me X-Spam-Level: ** X-Spam-Status: No, score=2.1 required=5.0 tests=BAYES_40,INVALID_MSGID, REPLYTO_WITHOUT_TO_CC autolearn=no autolearn_force=no version=3.4.4 X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 10c949,38eaf2ac280788bb X-Google-Attributes: gid10c949,public X-Google-Thread: 109fba,38eaf2ac280788bb X-Google-Attributes: gid109fba,public X-Google-Thread: 1014db,38eaf2ac280788bb X-Google-Attributes: gid1014db,public X-Google-Thread: 10d15b,38eaf2ac280788bb X-Google-Attributes: gid10d15b,public X-Google-Thread: f6290,38eaf2ac280788bb X-Google-Attributes: gidf6290,public X-Google-Thread: 103376,38eaf2ac280788bb X-Google-Attributes: gid103376,public X-Google-Thread: fdb77,38eaf2ac280788bb X-Google-Attributes: gidfdb77,public X-Google-Thread: 114917,38eaf2ac280788bb X-Google-Attributes: gid114917,public From: congee@mindspring.com (Deric Cheng) Subject: Re: 'Money wanted' algorithm (Cobol version) Date: 1996/12/31 Message-ID: <5abn0v$jq8@camel5.mindspring.com>#1/1 X-Deja-AN: 206979212 references: <5a8h44$elt@news.inetdirect.net> <32c8f428.76407842@news.dwx.com> <01bbf724$2fa0c7d0$c318b993@jarvisb> x-server-date: 31 Dec 1996 18:45:51 GMT organization: MindSpring Enterprises, Inc. reply-to: congee@mindspring.com newsgroups: comp.lang.ada,comp.lang.asm.x86,comp.lang.basic.misc,comp.lang.c,comp.lang.c++,comp.lang.clipper,comp.lang.cobol,comp.lang.java.advocacy,comp.lang.java.api,comp.lang.java.misc,comp.lang.java.programmer,comp.lang.javascript,comp.lang.pascal.borland,comp.la Date: 1996-12-31T18:45:51+00:00 List-Id: "Bob Jarvis" wrote: >Renegade wrote in article <32c8f428.76407842@news.dwx.com>... >> congee@mindspring.com (Deric Cheng) wrote: >> > (pseudocode and Pascal deleted for brevity) >> >Hey that's cool can you do it in Cobol? >> >> Sure: >The code in this program does not conform to Corporate Standards and >must be rewritten prior to being stored permanently in the Corporate Library. >Please consult the appropriate documentation (ref. CorpStan 01-R97301 >"Standards For Corporate Software and Other Anal-Retentive Stuff"), revise >your program, and resubmit. In particular the following areas requiring revision >have been noted: ~snip~ cut to conserve bandwidth hope that's not against any corpstanses. >Your continued complaints about administration are being duly noted and >recorded. Please enunciate clearly and speak into the microphone. There >is no need to panic (ref. CorpStan 01-666 "Panic - Requirements For"). >Remember - the word "standard" is morally and intellectually equivalent to >"religious rite". >:-) >-- >Bob Jarvis >Mail addresses hacked to foil automailers! >Send replies to jarvisb@timken.com Whow this guy is cool. Makes a good Dilbert comic. =)