From mboxrd@z Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970 X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 3.4.4 (2020-01-24) on polar.synack.me X-Spam-Level: ** X-Spam-Status: No, score=2.9 required=5.0 tests=BAYES_50,INVALID_MSGID, REPLYTO_WITHOUT_TO_CC autolearn=no autolearn_force=no version=3.4.4 X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 10c949,a0b5ae1c26aae4ca X-Google-Attributes: gid10c949,public X-Google-Thread: 109fba,a0b5ae1c26aae4ca X-Google-Attributes: gid109fba,public X-Google-Thread: f6290,a0b5ae1c26aae4ca X-Google-Attributes: gidf6290,public X-Google-Thread: 103376,a0b5ae1c26aae4ca X-Google-Attributes: gid103376,public X-Google-Thread: 10d15b,a0b5ae1c26aae4ca X-Google-Attributes: gid10d15b,public X-Google-Thread: fdb77,a0b5ae1c26aae4ca X-Google-Attributes: gidfdb77,public X-Google-Thread: 114917,a0b5ae1c26aae4ca X-Google-Attributes: gid114917,public X-Google-Thread: 1014db,a0b5ae1c26aae4ca X-Google-Attributes: gid1014db,public From: jeffmo@dipstick.cfw.com (JeffMo) Subject: Re: Money wanted Date: 1996/12/27 Message-ID: <5a1doc$hhs@cutter.cfw.com>#1/1 X-Deja-AN: 206267881 distribution: inet references: <32BFDC0E.79BB@solutions.mb.ca> <32C15269.2481304F@seahunt.imat.com> <32c1bb07.1770350@news.2sprint.net> <32C1ECEF.32B8@pacbell.net> <32C3F4E6.3938@uqac.uquebec.ca> organization: MoMac Empire reply-to: credit@cyber-action.com newsgroups: comp.lang.ada,comp.lang.asm.x86,comp.lang.basic.misc,comp.lang.c,comp.lang.c++,comp.lang.clipper,comp.lang.cobol,comp.lang.java.advocacy,comp.lang.java.api,comp.lang.java.misc,comp.lang.java.programmer,comp.lang.javascript,comp.lang.pascal.borland,comp.lang.pascal.delphi.components.misc,comp.lang.pascal.delphi.databases,comp.lang.pascal.delphi.misc,comp.lang.perl.misc,comp.lang.smalltalk,comp.lang.tcl,comp.mail.eudora.ms-windows,comp.mail.sendmail,comp.multimedia,comp.music.midi,comp.object,comp.org.eff.talk,comp.os.linux.advocacy,comp.os.linux.development.apps,comp.os.linux.development.system,comp.os.linux.hardware,comp.os.linux.misc,comp.os.linux.networking,comp.os.linux.setup,comp.os.linux.x,comp.os.ms-windows.advocacy,comp.os.ms-windows.apps.utilities.win95,comp.os.ms-windows.apps.word-proc,comp.os.ms-windows.misc,comp.os.ms-windows.networking.win95,comp.os.ms-windows.nt.advocacy,comp.os.ms-windows.nt.misc Date: 1996-12-27T00:00:00+00:00 List-Id: Claude Bergeron wrote: >Dan wrote: >> >> Hi; >> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help? >> Dan >Procedure GetALotOfMony; >begin > repeat > AskSantaClaus; > CheckForReply; > until YouGetEnoughMoney; >end; >CB. void main () { if (GetMoneyFrom(mom)) SpendItOn("syphilis treatment"); else if (GetMoneyFrom(dad)) SpendItOn("heroin detox"); else if (GetMoneyFrom(brother)) SpendItOn("brain replacement surgery"); else if (GetMoneyFrom(sister)) SpendItOn("schizophrenia therapy"); else if (GetMoneyFrom(santa)) { SpendItOn("Vivarin"); printf("Wake up. You're dreaming."); } else printf("Good luck getting any cash from us, loser!"); } "A valid argument is not formed solely by ignorance." -JeffMo "A valid argument is not formed solely by assertion." -JeffMo Religion : Science :: Methamphetamine : Exercise For email replies, remove the "dipstick." from my eddress. It should be self-evident that I am not a dipstick. ;-)