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From: Spaceman Spiff <csweber@flash.net>
Subject: Re: Off topic response to an off topic message--> was:Re: Software
 Engineering and Dreamers
Date: 1997/06/18
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Craig Franck wrote:
> >
> >Question #2: How does the presence or absence of an observer affect the
> >falling tree?
> >Answer: It doesn't make a bit of difference.
> 
> What if it hits the observer?

ROFL!!
 
> When a tree falls in the woods and crushes a deaf-mute, is there a sound?

*GISH*

> And in the same vein, what must the initial velocity of a cow being flung
> from a catapult be in order to achieve orbit?

6.92 miles per sec. 
Now what is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?