From mboxrd@z Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970 X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 3.4.4 (2020-01-24) on polar.synack.me X-Spam-Level: ** X-Spam-Status: No, score=2.1 required=5.0 tests=BAYES_20,INVALID_MSGID, REPLYTO_WITHOUT_TO_CC autolearn=no autolearn_force=no version=3.4.4 X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 10c949,a0b5ae1c26aae4ca X-Google-Attributes: gid10c949,public X-Google-Thread: f6290,a0b5ae1c26aae4ca X-Google-Attributes: gidf6290,public X-Google-Thread: 109fba,a0b5ae1c26aae4ca X-Google-Attributes: gid109fba,public X-Google-Thread: 1014db,a0b5ae1c26aae4ca X-Google-Attributes: gid1014db,public X-Google-Thread: 10d15b,a0b5ae1c26aae4ca X-Google-Attributes: gid10d15b,public X-Google-Thread: 103376,a0b5ae1c26aae4ca X-Google-Attributes: gid103376,public X-Google-Thread: fdb77,a0b5ae1c26aae4ca X-Google-Attributes: gidfdb77,public X-Google-Thread: 114917,a0b5ae1c26aae4ca X-Google-Attributes: gid114917,public From: peyote@dfwmm.net (Peter Green) Subject: Re: Money wanted Date: 1996/12/31 Message-ID: <32c93d7d.1433273@news.dfwmm.net>#1/1 X-Deja-AN: 206961811 references: <32BFDC0E.79BB@solutions.mb.ca> <32C15269.2481304F@seahunt.imat.com> <32c1bb07.1770350@news.2sprint.net> <32C1ECEF.32B8@pacbell.net> <59t5l6$kes@camel2.mindspring.com> <5a50s6$kfp@camel2.mindspring.com> content-type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii organization: none mime-version: 1.0 reply-to: peyote@dfwmm.net newsgroups: comp.lang.ada,comp.lang.asm.x86,comp.lang.basic.misc,comp.lang.c,comp.lang.c++,comp.lang.clipper,comp.lang.cobol,comp.lang.java.advocacy,comp.lang.java.api,comp.lang.java.misc,comp.lang.java.programmer,comp.lang.javascript,comp.lang.pascal.borland,comp.lang.pascal.delphi.components.misc,comp.lang.pascal.delphi.databases,comp.lang.pascal.delphi.misc,comp.lang.perl.misc,comp.lang.smalltalk,comp.lang.tcl,comp.mail.eudora.ms-windows,comp.mail.sendmail,comp.multimedia,comp.music.midi,comp.object,comp.org.eff.ta Date: 1996-12-31T00:00:00+00:00 List-Id: On Sun, 29 Dec 1996 05:51:17 GMT, congee@mindspring.com (Deric Cheng) wrote: >dennis@qltel.exonet.nl (Dennis Janssen) wrote: > >>Hi Deric, > >>**>> I need alot of money badly; Could anyone help? > >>DC> Step 1 Find empty coffee cup >>DC> Step 2 Find busy Street >>DC> Step 3 Sit in middle of Street >>DC> Step 4 goto Step 3 until sun goes down. >>DC> Stpe 5 goto step 1 in the next day. > >>Tsk, tsk, bad advice. Goto's are evil! > >>Program Make_Money; > >>Uses >> Nothing; > >>begin >> Repeat >> Find(EmptyCoffeeCup); >> Find(BusyStreet); >> Repeat >> Sit(MiddleOfStreet) >> Until Sun(Down) >> Until Hell(FrozenOver) >>end. > >>See mom, I DO have the Christmas spirit! > >> Dennis! >Hey that's cool can you do it in Cobol? > hehe...while it's possible to do it in Cobol, the result is a couple of pages long; nothing worth reading... ;) Peter Green peyote'at'dfwmm.net