From mboxrd@z Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970 X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 3.4.4 (2020-01-24) on polar.synack.me X-Spam-Level: * X-Spam-Status: No, score=1.9 required=5.0 tests=BAYES_50,INVALID_DATE, MSGID_SHORT autolearn=no autolearn_force=no version=3.4.4 Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ncsu.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!mcnc!ncsu!mauney From: mauney@ncsu.UUCP (Jon Mauney) Newsgroups: net.lang.ada Subject: Re: What I miss... (really C, Ada, religion) Message-ID: <2949@ncsu.UUCP> Date: Fri, 4-Oct-85 09:44:53 EDT Article-I.D.: ncsu.2949 Posted: Fri Oct 4 09:44:53 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 7-Oct-85 03:17:38 EDT References: <879@lll-crg.UUCP> Organization: N.C. State University, Raleigh List-Id: Speaking of religion: > From: brooks@lll-crg.UUCP (Eugene D. Brooks III) > REAL programmers don't need subscript checking, they write lint free code > automatically. He's right, you know. But for those of us who are imperfect sinners and cannot write inspired code, there is yet hope. As you know, G*d wants us to build the StarWars(tm) system to defend H*m and H*s People from the G*dless Communists. H*s power can help you. Put your hands on your terminal (feel the power) and tell your code "Heal Thyself," and if you truly believe, then all your bugs will be cured, and then you won't need subscript checking, strong typing, structured programming, or any of the other crutches of your wretched, heathen existence. It's about as likely as what Brooks suggests. (Speaking of automatically, has anyone really tried automatic writing? You know, go into a trance and let the spirit world write code for you?) -- Jon Mauney, mcnc!ncsu!mauney North Carolina State University "Don't send your money to the Lord, don't send your money to the church of your choice ... send your money to ME!"