From mboxrd@z Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970 X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 3.4.5-pre1 (2020-06-20) on ip-172-31-74-118.ec2.internal X-Spam-Level: X-Spam-Status: No, score=0.8 required=3.0 tests=BAYES_50 autolearn=ham autolearn_force=no version=3.4.5-pre1 Date: 16 Dec 92 04:31:29 GMT From: agate!spool.mu.edu!uwm.edu!cs.utexas.edu!usc!news.service.uci.edu!cerrito s.edu!arizona.edu!evax2.engr.arizona.edu!FRANK@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU (Frank Mann ing) Subject: Re: Gunslingers Message-ID: <1992Dec15.213130.4125@arizona.edu> List-Id: In article srctran@world.std.com (Gregory Aharonian) writes: >Finally, after the soldier threw Chester into the clock, it cost more tax >dollars to pay for fixing the clock. Of course no one found out who the >soldier was, they never stick around long enough to take responsibility for >the cost of fixing clocks. Last I heard, the soldier (I think he was a >sergeant named York) got a job at the Supplies, Arms, Indians and Cowboys >stores that always seem to set up shops outside the forts. Well, the historical records are not entirely clear on this subject. A few historians maintain Sgt York was in fact Sgt York Manning, a chronic malcontent who had recently been transferred to Fort Zemeckis from Fort Lowell, Arizona Territory. There was evidence that before he could be arrested on the charge of assaulting a civilian, Manning went berserk and threw himself off the Eastwood Ravine Bridge to avoid listening to any more religious wars about firearm safety. -- Frank Manning -- Std disclaimer -- College of Engineering and Mines -- -- Civil Engineering 100, University of Arizona -- -- Tucson, AZ 85721 frank@evax2.engr.arizona.edu --