From mboxrd@z Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970 X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 3.4.4 (2020-01-24) on polar.synack.me X-Spam-Level: X-Spam-Status: No, score=-0.0 required=5.0 tests=BAYES_40 autolearn=ham autolearn_force=no version=3.4.4 X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 103376,3833423d0cd01409,start X-Google-Attributes: gid103376,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1995-02-06 23:36:07 PST Path: swrinde!gatech!paladin.american.edu!auvm!GTEWD.MTV.GTEGSC.COM!papayd Comments: Gated by NETNEWS@AUVM.AMERICAN.EDU Newsgroups: comp.lang.ada Message-ID: <0098B9A2.88E577C0.14@gtewd.mtv.gtegsc.com> Date: Mon, 6 Feb 1995 23:33:39 PST Sender: Ada programming language From: Dave Papay M/S 7G32 x2791 Subject: Re: Microsoft buys 9X designation Date: 1995-02-06T23:33:39-08:00 List-Id: [snip] >Microsoft, in a spirit of cooperation, has indicated that they will >release a version of "Visual Ada95" in the near future. An >unidentified source in Redmond indicated the release date of the >product will be, "approximately two quarters after we begin to sell >snowcones in hell." This is apparently part of a business expansion >plan on the part of Microsoft, which is already rumored to have >dominated hell with copies of Microsoft Windows. Aaaah! That explains the feeling of impending doom and hopelessness I get whenever I have to work in Microsoft Windows. Then again, it might be the fact it's running on a Pentium. I think we have a better chance of seeing "Turbo Ada" from Borland before we see "Visual Ada95" from Microsloth. | | David Papay | o | papay@acm.org (preferred) | ^/--- | insert your favorite dpapay@aol.com (alternate) | /> | disclaimer here | | | fleche! |